So You Managed to Find Me
Congratulations to you for having the cunning and creativity to "click the bitch." This space, which I reserved last month, is going to house what may be considered by some the best, by others the worst of this "Jersey peach." Since my son (not likely), daughter-in-law (a little more likely) or possibly one of their friends or contemporaries, someone I might even have met (remotely possible, I suppose) visits No Ordinary Princess regularly from Pittsburgh, I have the following disclaimers to present:
Mike...if it's you, you want to turn away...now. You do NOT want to see.
Jen...read at your own risk. I am human and here's the proof.
Anyone I might know in P-bgh, especially anyone associated with my family there...though I may write about a fascination with much younger men, I am not interested in having sex with you. Sorry. Too creepy.
Brendan...if you're reading this and you're not yet 18, I'm going to find out about it and tan you hide...I don't care how big or old you think you are! Leave. NOW! (Nan loves you!)
There are lots of things I'd like to write about but I feel I must put the brakes on at some not very well-defined point over at No Ordinary Princess. Here's my place to let up on the pedal and go careening downhill, full tilt.
"Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night." Bette Davis as Margo Chandler in All About Eve (1950)
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