12 October 2006

George W. Bush

Hear this, Mr. President!

This is what the American people **don't want** and what we **do want**:

The American people **don't want** to be led into a war with Iran.

The American people **do want** the rhetoric with Iran to stop.

The American people **do want** our diplomats and State Department officials to commit to bilateral talks with North Korea.

The American people **do want**
negotiations with Iran to resume to lay to rest any thought of nuclear weapons and their use.

The American people **don't want** to die as a result of a nuclear holocaust.

The American people **do want** our government to enter into fully cooperative partnerships with our allies around the world, including all members of the European Union.

The American people **do want** good relationships and mutual cooperation between the US and all other countries of the world.

The American people **do want** the destruction of all nuclear weapons on earth, achieved through negotiation and skillful diplomacy.

The American people **do want** to abide by all provisions of all treaties, conventions and international law.

The American people **don't want**, by and large, the US to become an island unto herself.

The American People **do want** to be members of a global community.

In case that was a little difficult to decipher, here is a simpler version:

Stop talkin' trash.
Talkin' to that Kim fella "man-to-man."
Talkin' to Iran.
Playin' nice with our friends.
Playin' nice with the rest of the world.
Gettin' rid of all the nucular weapons.
Honorin' our contracts and obeyin' the law, even international law.
Bein' good neighbors to all.

Talkin' trash about Iran.
Talkin' trash about North Korea.
Talkin' trash about anybody else, too.
Fightin' Iran.
Fightin' North Korea.
Fightin' anybody else.
Dyin' in a nucular winter...we really don't want that one, Sir.
Isolationism. Isolationism is bad.

(Mr. President, you could cut that out, laminate it and keep it in your wallet for handy future reference!)

Blowin' us all to Kingdom come, Sir, is a really, really bad idea.

Gettin' rid of all the nukes on earth...priceless!



At October 12, 2006 10:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awesome. Fuckin' awesome. Though 'isolationism' is a reallllly big word.

At October 12, 2006 1:10 PM, Blogger Cheryl said...

That's true...I hope he can get it. But, really, what's the point? He never listens to anyone who tells him anything he doesn't want to acknowledge.

Thank you for not noting that I originally had us all being blown to the Kingdome in Seattle!

At October 12, 2006 8:05 PM, Blogger Controversial Colin said...

Bush is a maniac.

The USA is going to hell in a handcart.

Only the people can take him out of power.

Hope you yanks do that eventually.



At October 12, 2006 10:41 PM, Blogger Kristin said...

YEAH! What she said! Brilliant, Cheryl. Concise and killer.

At October 13, 2006 1:06 AM, Blogger Cheryl said...

Hey Colin! Couldn't agree with you more on all points.

Thanks for stopping by. Now I'll go check out that link...

At October 13, 2006 1:06 AM, Blogger Cheryl said...

Awww, stop it, Kristin! You're making me blush!


At October 14, 2006 5:49 AM, Blogger Cheryl said...

By the way, Kristin, I think your punctuation is so sexy!

; )


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