14 October 2006

These are Priceless!

Check out the lineup at Accoutrements.


What fun!


<--- You can get your Jesus Regular


or Deluxe --->

I found it through Vonnegut's Asshole, which I found by way of Kristin at go, go, bimbo!

tags: blogging / humor / Teh Internets

5 Comments:

At October 16, 2006 10:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, I really want Deluxe Jesus, but only if it has a special MiraclePak, where I can actually feed some people with the fish and loaves.

On second thought, I want Water2Wine Jesus. Except that he'll do Water to Beer. Or Vodka.

Mmmm.... Holy Goose...

 
At October 16, 2006 11:37 AM, Blogger Cheryl said...

I think a fully functional Walk-on-Water Jesus would be a handy accessory for my kayak.

I like the idea of the Water2Wine Jesus, though. And what's wrong with a Water2Beer Savior as long as it's not Bud, Mich or Coors?

Water2Smithwick's Jesus! Yeah!

 
At October 16, 2006 7:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want bobblehead Jesus in a low-rider with the boppity hydrolics. How frigging cool would that be? You can find stuff like this at ArchieMcPhee.com - not positive that's the web address, so Google it if it doesn't send you there. It's where I got my skull & crossbones umbrella. That's right, you heard me.

Thanks for the linky-love, CMoney. I read Spitznagel at Vonnegut's all the time. He's hilarious.

 
At October 16, 2006 7:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hydraulics? Woteva.

 
At October 17, 2006 12:03 AM, Blogger Cheryl said...

So, are the skull and crossbones in a smallish pattern sprinkled across the umbrella or is it one big picture taking up the whole crown? That would be really cool, especially with a really pointy spire on top you could use to defend yourself on dark and stormy nights. And you would have warned the sucker in the process.

Nobody's spellchecking you here, Kristin...though I might now that I know it's a sticky point for you!

Thanks for dropping by!

 

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