These are Priceless!
Check out the lineup at Accoutrements.
What fun!
<--- You can get your Jesus Regular
I found it through Vonnegut's Asshole, which I found by way of Kristin at go, go, bimbo!
tags: blogging / humor / Teh Internets
Check out the lineup at Accoutrements.
What fun!
<--- You can get your Jesus Regular
5 Comments:
You know, I really want Deluxe Jesus, but only if it has a special MiraclePak, where I can actually feed some people with the fish and loaves.
On second thought, I want Water2Wine Jesus. Except that he'll do Water to Beer. Or Vodka.
Mmmm.... Holy Goose...
I think a fully functional Walk-on-Water Jesus would be a handy accessory for my kayak.
I like the idea of the Water2Wine Jesus, though. And what's wrong with a Water2Beer Savior as long as it's not Bud, Mich or Coors?
Water2Smithwick's Jesus! Yeah!
I want bobblehead Jesus in a low-rider with the boppity hydrolics. How frigging cool would that be? You can find stuff like this at ArchieMcPhee.com - not positive that's the web address, so Google it if it doesn't send you there. It's where I got my skull & crossbones umbrella. That's right, you heard me.
Thanks for the linky-love, CMoney. I read Spitznagel at Vonnegut's all the time. He's hilarious.
Hydraulics? Woteva.
So, are the skull and crossbones in a smallish pattern sprinkled across the umbrella or is it one big picture taking up the whole crown? That would be really cool, especially with a really pointy spire on top you could use to defend yourself on dark and stormy nights. And you would have warned the sucker in the process.
Nobody's spellchecking you here, Kristin...though I might now that I know it's a sticky point for you!
Thanks for dropping by!
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