Here's an Idea
I read in my Philadelphia Inquirer today that the FDA is lifting the ban on the use of silicone breast implants for breast reconstruction and augmentation surgery. Fourteen years after being pulled from the market amid fears of debilitating physical ailments caused by leakage from or rupture of the devices, the purported medical "watchdog" in the US has agreed to give women what they are supposedly "clamoring for."
FDA ends ban on silicone-gel breast implants Two companies' products are safe but not without risk, the agency said in giving its approval.
By Andrew Bridges
Associated Press
The Food and Drug Administration approved the implants for women 22 and older, or those undergoing breast-reconstruction surgery, but warned that patients probably would need at least one additional operation, because the implants do not last a lifetime.
The decision clears implants made by two
"There is reasonable assurance that Allergan and
Dr. Sidney Wolfe, a longtime opponent, called the implants "the most defective medical device FDA has ever approved."
The twin approvals came with conditions, including that the companies complete 10-year studies on women who have already received the implants, to study leaks, and begin new decade-long studies of the safety of the devices in 40,000 women.
Shultz called the implants "one of the most extensively studied medical devices. We now have a good understanding of what complications can occur and at what rates."
The FDA warned that the implants did not lack risk and that women might not immediately know if their implants break and silicone begins oozing into their breasts. That means women will need regular MRI exams for the rest of their lives to catch those so-called silent ruptures. Patients will have to be given special brochures that explain these risks.
The FDA decision opens the implants to much wider use by women seeking to reconstruct or augment their breasts. Since 1992, the silicone implants had been available only as part of research studies.
Silicone-gel breast implants first went on the market in 1962, before the FDA required proof that all medical devices be safe and effective. Thirty years later, they were banned amid safety concerns.
At the time, there were worries about a possible connection to diseases, including cancer and lupus. Alarming cases of ruptures added to the concern.
Since then, most studies have failed to find a link between silicone implants and disease.
The rupture issue persists: The implants eventually must be removed or replaced, according to the FDA. A 2000
Women whose silicone implants ruptured have reported years of pain, swelling, and other symptoms that they attribute to the devices.
Some researchers also worry that the platinum used to manufacture the implants can seep into the body and cause harm. The FDA says there is no evidence of that.
Proponents say silicone-gel implants look and feel more natural than do those filled with saline, or salt water. Those implants are sold without restrictions.
Breast implants have grown in popularity for augmentation, despite a history of lawsuits. Last year, 291,000 women had their breasts surgically enlarged in the
The popularity of implants for reconstructive surgery shrank over the same five-year period by 29 percent, to 58,000 procedures. Last year, 39,000 women had their implants removed.
Impants didn't make their first appearance until 1962; amazingly, a few, short years following Mattel's introduction of the Barbie doll. Hmmm. So, Barbie was given a totally unrealistic bustline and women learned to desire to emulate that. Ken, on the other hand, was endowed with nothing more than a pubic bone and that's okay. Well, Ken may be far more realistic after all.
Here's my thought...equality for all.
Let's give Ken what he "ought" to have. Then men will clamor for silicone penile implants the way women clamor for breast implants. What do you suppose is the size of the average dildo? Maybe 7 - 7 1/2 inches? And what, pray tell, is the penile size of the average American male? Maybe 5 1/2 inches? Let's give men the opportunity to implant silicone into their bodies for the purpose of making themselves more sexually attractive to women. Women will be happier and men will no longer need to feel self-conscious at urinals. And Ken can finally be sold "fully equipped."
Men will just have to get periodic MRI scans to detect leaks early. Men will have to deal with consequences such as immune system disorders, intense and painful permanent firmness due to slow, undetected leaks (hey...being firm for life...no downside I can see), having to have their weinies squeezed to pop the hard sacs of fibrous tissue that grow around the implant (or not. Again, the downside is?...)
When men are willing to have this shit shoved into their most precious body part to fill out their jeans better, I'll be willing to have my size A-plusses slit open to accomodate a couple of canteloupe halves to create a little cleavage. Until then, you can keep your dangerous implants and I'll keep my little handfuls.
tags: body image / breast augmentation / breast fetish / feminism / health / medicine / sexuality / silicone implants
4 Comments:
Theoretically, we should have mass-torted these manufacturers into oblivion. And really, when a lot of people shrug and assume that the slack that the regulatory agencies dropped will be picked up by lawsuits when harm actually comes, it becomes tragic that mass torts operate on the same logic of damage control and expedition and cost/benefit analysis as the average fender-bender. What was conceptualized in law school lecture halls as being a model for using the system to effectuate real change has become a joke, and a cruel one.
Having said all that, I'm wondering about the 5 1/2 inch average thing. DTC knew a man who claimed his three-incher was 'average.' Of course he loved big boobs on a woman, claimed my C cups were too small. I think a little implant action is exactly what men like that need to disavow them of their delusions of adequacy.
Good post, C.
(First paragraph full of legalese...)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I read somewhere that the average penis size of the American male is 5 or 5 1/2 inches. (I opted for the longer of the two in deference to the sensibilities of any men who might read here.) I believe this referred to the erect penis.
I must have had a lucky heterosexual life because I ran into 5 1/2, 7 and (ready?) 9 inches, in that order. Maybe that's why I gave up on men...I knew I'd reached the upper level of the size spectrum. ; ) I've seen an awful lot of small, flacid weinies as a nurse, though.
A little taste of ones own medicine seems in order here, dontcha think?
Thanks, J.
I've seen an awful lot of small, flacid weinies as a nurse, though.
This is exactly why you all need to get combat pay.
everyone should stick to Dildos that are normal size !!
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