Well, What a Surprise!
Well, Jean was the one who led me there. Of course after I found out that she tested as a Random, Brutal, Sex Master or Genghis Khunt, for short.
I simply had to find out what my cool name might be and what do I get?...
| The Nurse
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDf)
Friendly and eager. Sexy in white. You are The Nurse.
Like your male counterpart, The Poolboy, you're a fun and goofy, but giving, friend. You believe that life and love should be taken with a grain of salt. We'll bet you smile a lot, which people find contagious.
Your exact opposite:
The Battleaxe
Deliberate Brutal Love Master
| If only they knew the reason...the fact is, you spend WAY more time fantasizing than the average girl. While your friends lean desperately towards love, you're chemically biased towards anti-love: sex. You'd never date someone you didn't find immediately kissable.
To maximize satisfaction, you should find someone carefree and sexual, just like you. Avoid Brutal types at all costs. A final bit of advice: experience doesn't matter. You didn't qualify as a Master, and your perfect match need not either. Consider both The Nurse and The Playstation.
BUT ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe, The Priss |
Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating. |
Well, fuck me. I wanted to be someone cool like "Brutus the Uterus," damnit! But, noooooo! I get to be the fucking nurse instead. Dull, boring, tiring and predictable.
I should know better than to take these damned tests. Hope you have better luck than I did. If you get to be Brutus the Uterus, I expect to be notified so I can read the results!
tags: fun / online quizzes
8 Comments:
The ultimate integration of personal and professional life. That's actually pretty surreal.
"The Playstation"
Classic
The Wild Rose
Random Brutal Love Dreamer
Aye, it be me, Cap'n Dyke!
I cannot believe you got the nurse. I was um... less impressed with my own. I got The Peach Random Gentle Love Master, damn it.
And it's truuuue!
Jean: You don't happen to have a Playstation you can spare, do you?
Aye! Brutal but lov'ly be the Cap'n!
Bimbo: I hope you posted that result. I'd love to see what it says!
I got the Peach too! Me a Random Gentle Love Master... yeah right! lol...
Okay, enough! So you all get to be random gentle whatevers and I get to be your nurse? Fuck that! "Love Masters," my ass! When do I get to be the friggin' master???
"Okay, enough! So you all get to be random gentle whatevers and I get to be your nurse? Fuck that! "Love Masters," my ass! When do I get to be the friggin' master???"
Hey, what do ye want from a Wild Rose Random Brutal Love Dreamer, woman!
Oh, Watcher...ye be such a teaser!
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